17 August 2006

Group One Copmmanders Call

Evening Briefing again.We all hate these with a fiery passion.
So we go,
(Just like any good cadet would)
The Cadet Commander comes out.
Says “(Earth’s Summary: We’re the best Group in the Cadet Wing, Work hard, stay out of trouble)”
(In slightly more words than that)
Than the Air Officer Commanding (AOC) comes out
(He’s the real AF Officer there to keep us in line.
You know how unsupervised college students will act…)
Says “(Earth’s Summary: These are my expectations for the semester)”
(In slightly more words than that)
“Do you think you can handle that”
Group One: “Yes Sir!”
AOC: “What was that?”
Group One: “Yes Sir!!!”
AOC: “Alright than. Dismissed.”
And he walks of the stage.

I’ve never seen anything like that before.
I think I like this new guy.

Than we’re walking bake to our rooms.
There is an enormous black cloud over Fairchild Hall that stretches to the Horizon.
The rest of the sky is crystal clear with a few other clouds in the distance.
The LEWIS (Lightning Emergency Warning Something System) is flashing.
We hear the typical “Lighting is dangerous stay off the Terrazzo”
(In slightly more words than that)
Warning over the big speakers.
Just then,
A brilliant flash of light hits the ground form the enormous black cloud.
(It was a ways off, so we knew we were safe)
Cadets: “Oooh, Aaah…”
And just for kicks,
I scream: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!”

Got some good laughs out of that one.


~*Joyzey*~ said...

Laugh Out Loud!

Redwalldebater said...

That' great Jason... I would expect that only out of you. Sowing panic wherever you go... good *applauds*

~*Joyzey*~ said...

See, it would be nice of you had a pager or something. Since we can't call you, you have to call us, then we could call the number and it would tell you to call us when we can't get to a computer!

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha... of course you'd do that.

Joy, he's busy (or needs to be) and shouldn't be on the phone too much.

~*Joyzey*~ said...

Anon, I know who you are. So stop.

With love,
~Joyzey ;)

~*Joyzey*~ said...

Oh, and I was up for some reason this morning, so I was commenting like nuts and just had to say something. But my idea still stands.

Palm boy said...

So nice to know our military is filled with such curageous individuals...

Who's annon?

мαdd said...

Excellent, Jason. We're proud of your mad humor-on-the-spot skills.

Anonymous said...

Stop what?