30 July 2006

Chemistry

Instructor: "I have a pine cone here. What is this pinecone made of?"
Random Student: "Historians maintain that it was discovered by Norweign scientists in 1836. It was used by..."
Instructor: Ok, I'm gonna stop you there. Not only was that information wrong, it also didn't answer my question."
A Colonel who was walking down the hall stuck his head in and said,
"That sounds like a polititians answer."
And disapeared.
Eventually the instructor got the answer he was looking for.
(Carbon and chemical structures.)
Other Student: "But sir, people perfer the polititians answer."

That is the sad truth

6 comments:

Palm boy said...

Why was he even answering it that way to begin with...??

Anonymous said...

What?

Redwalldebater said...

LoL! That's great! I love it when things like that happen.

Malorie said...

*gag*

I'll take the simple short answer

Carey said...

"Historians maintain that it was discovered by Norweign scientists in 1836. It was used by..."

*laughs* You have got to be kidding me.

TheEarthCanBeMoved said...

Nope,
100% true story.