Because I Am That Complicated...

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Also,
"Stand Back (Science)"
And "Compiling"

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And mom,
My neck size is between 15 1/2 and 16.
Depending on the manufacturer.
Not 18.
It was a nice shirt,
Just way too big.
And no,
I am not hard to shop for.
When in doubt.
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